A few weeks ago, as Freddie and I were taking the elevators down to the lobby, the doors opened up on the 5th floor to let some people out. I don't exactly know why, after working there for two and a half years, we have never noticed this.
CEMETERIES?? Room 510??
Is there really dead people in our building??
So we decided to go on yet again, another journey for amusement. We had a mission, we had to find out what this was all about.
Getting off at the 5th floor was a little weird at first, it seemed really quiet and vacant. Not a good sign. So we follow the hallway and we come to this conference room with huge plasma screens up on the walls. We didn't note that there was actually people in there, for obvious reasons...I mean HELLO We were looking for the cemeteries.
Anyway, at the end of the hall, we found out that it was actually the department of cemeteries, or some crap like that. It was a huge let down. The sign is a complete hoax.
After feeling greatly disappointed, we started walking back, and a guy came out of the conference room and said, "Can I help you guys?"
Me and all my brilliantness replied,
"No, we're just bored."
2 comments:
Yes Tara...though this may be tru...you fail to mention the end of the story. The man then raises his eyebrows and says "ok?" To me, that is crucial, as it helps to to truly gather an understanding of the whole story. Well, now we need just a little bit of analyzing (I can't help it...I mean I am a NYSCR FR II). To me...this day made PERFECT SENSE! Was he so bewildered that he couldn't understand HE was having a conference in the room labeled CEMETRARIES?? I can't accept the fact that no one else ventured onto that floor to actually find out if there were people burried (? lol) there? I can only conclude that TARA and I were the ONLY brave soles to actually investigate. I guess it's in our genes...I mean not only are we POLISH, but we are also moving to Spain for eye modeling.
Just the fact alone, that you said "I can only conclude that Tara and I were the ONLY brave 'soles' to actually investigate", makes it 100% crystal clear to me, WHY you got the Field Staff position...and why I well, was told I just didn't have enough analytical skills.
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