I woke up to a text from Freddie this morning, and I was totally going to rip on him for World's Most Weirdest text. But then I got a great idea to write this. Freddie's been between Syracuse and Rochester for work since Wednesday. Angela took off yesterday for a music conference somewhere five hours away. That's all I know, I have no idea the name of the town OR the conference.

Freddie arrived in Rochester yesterday. His hotel is gorgeous. It's actually a spa and resort with a golf course and as soon as he got there, he started sending me the above videos of the room and then of course, the pool. You can't really tell from the video, but if you look at the bright area near the windows, that's actually an area that you swim under so you can go to the pool outdoors, it's all connected. HOTT!! So he's sending me all these texts about how AWESOME this hotel is. There's a Senseo pod coffee maker in the room, they leave 4 huge amazing chocolate chip cookies at night, the sheets and bedspread are so amazing that he refused to get off the bed, free wireless, etc, etc.

Meanwhile, I get a text from Angela, "Ugh please pray...my hotel was nasty...I had to fight to cancel reservations...still had to pay some money...grr." This was after she had a really bad day, I felt terrible. So I immediately panicked and texted Freddie, "Freddie whatever you do, please do NOT send Ang texts and videos of how awesome your hotel room is right now."

There is however a happy ending to Ang's story. She found a hotel, got an awesome room, king sized bed, pool, AND it was cheaper then the last one. So praise God for that.

Next, Freddie was texting me about how he got a chicken salad and pizza. Then Ang texted me that she ordered Chinese food and was about to go swimming. Here's where the jealousy and possibly bitterness started setting in. I just had a bag of frozen organic mixed vegetables for dinner, and I was sitting on my couch alone doing nothing, stuck in the Vliet. Everyone knows I LOVE HOTELS. :( This was killing me, I felt so left out.

Here's my favorite part! I woke up this morning, had a text from Freddie from last night, "this bed makes me cry..." And this is the text that I was going to post alone as World's Weirdest Text. However, that was followed up by Ang's text message, "I just hafta share that I can lay on my bed either the right way (head at top feet at bottom) or I can lay side to side (head at left feet at right) and still not touch both sides." A few hours later she sends me a pic of her breakfast which included every awesome breakfast food there is, while I was sitting at work eating organic oatmeal, just oats and water.

I guess this is pretty much pointless. It was just so amusing being on this end, getting these different hotel experiences from each one of them. I better be staying a hotel soon, that's all I can say!! ROD!