Top 11 Reasons You Know You're PMSing

1. You wake up in the morning, and immediately start crying.

2. First thing in the morning (after you just cried), you write a post, " I think I'm deleting my blog", and at that moment, you're 100% serious. You really don't even know the reason why you want to delete it, but at that moment it's the only logical thing that there is to do.

3. You're in Rite Aid looking at graduation cards for your nephew, who is now turning 18 and graduating high school, and in the background "How Do I Live Without You" starts playing, and you start crying. Right in the middle of the store, tears.

4. You're driving around, and out of no where you decide that you have to move. Move to the south, or out of the country. Like NOW. Not tomorrow, not the next day. NOW. You must move NOW.

5. You email this to someone:
I'm so hungry I could eat anything that's not moving. And even if it is moving, I'd kill it and then eat it.

6. You were just talking with a co-worker, had a bag of carrots in your hand, and in the course of the 5 minute conversation, you ate half the bag of carrots and didn't even realize it. And you weren't even hungry. (Freddie, was i just spitting carrots all over you while I was talking? I sure hope so)

7. 10 people emailed you, and you have zero desire to write any of them back. After all, everyone hates you anyway, don't they?

8. Either that's a different mirror then the one you looked in yesterday, or the person looking back is NOT you. It's someone who suddenly gained 50 pounds and got extremely ugly.

9. There's tornado watches up for your area, and honestly, you just don't care. But just in case, you ask your friend to text you if one is about to come because at that last moment you may want to spare yourself.

10. You slept 10 hours last night. Why are you still tired?

11. You just cried. Again.....