1. Woman comes in, gets 2 ice creams and asks for a bowl of water for her dog.
Angela: What kind of dog do you have?
Woman: Cocker spaniel
Angela: Aww well we'll help you carry this stuff out and come see your dog. Her and I are big dog people. (pointing at me)
Me: No, actually I'm a little dog person Ang, you like big dogs...I like little dogs.
Angela: Yeah, I know, but we're BIG DOG PEOPLE. Like we really like dogs.
Me: oh.
2. Freddie totally surprised us and came to visit.
Favorite quote from him: I'm sorry, I just don't know what to do right now.
Asparagus pee?
3. One of the regulars, a teenage boy:
Him: I need a lot of ice cream
Ang: Why?
Him: I got dared to eat a cup of hot sauce today at lunch, so I did it. It hasn't come out yet so I'm afraid of what's going to happen when it does. I figure if I eat each cream it should cool it down.
Me: Have you done this before? Is this regular for you?
Him: No, I have no idea what is about to happen.
Me, as he's leaving: Well good luck with everything, hope it all comes out OK....
4. Customers came in, asked for root beer floats.
Ang makes them, I guess the recipe calls for chocolate syrup.
Ang is busy, so woman takes it up with me.
Woman: I asked for a root beer float NOT chocolate syrup
Me: Ok, I apologize, I'll go talk to Ang, she's helping someone else out right now. As soon as she's done, she'll make you a new one.
Woman: I didn't ask for chocolate syrup
Me: Yup, I got that. As soon as she's done she'll make you a new one.
(repeat 5X)
Ang: Here's your new one, no chocolate syrup
Woman: I didn't ask for chocolate syrup
Ang: The recipe calls for it
Woman: Well if I had a chocolate allergy I could be in anaphylactic shock right now
Ang: Oh are you allergic to chocolate?
Woman: No, but if I was....
5.
Angela's father: Tara I'm grilling steak do you want some?
Me: No thanks, I just had dinner before I came.
Him: You sure?
Me: Yeah, I'm all good. I'm full.
10 minutes later, he comes in with 2 steaks, one for Ang, one for me.
Mine was gone in about 3 minutes flat.
6. Me, once again, trying to work Saran wrap.
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4 comments:
YESSS! I LOVE THEM ALL! (except I don't understand asparagus pee).. also.. i didn't not say, "HER and I.. (is that correct grammer?.. i believe I said SHE and I! (so now i'm gna feel REALLY dumb if that is incorrect grammer and i said it anyway).... also.. tara.. i'm thankful i had your expert opinion regarding the kids neck.. b/c i haven't seen enough to know the difference? i'm way to naive
love you girl.. thank you SO Much for working w/ me.. when you come it's not like work anymore! it's one big ol laugh.. oh yeah.. watch out for increased prices next week.. our ice cream is going up from $1.50 for a small to $1,500.00 for a small.. sprinkles will be an additional $300.00. Thanks!
sorry.. DID NOT .. not "didn't not".. i'm sooo tired...
also.. i don't believe the woman said that she would be in ana;liajhsogiwheogiahegaslkhas shock or whatever that word is that you used.. you always use words that i can't say or spell and i have to follow up w/ a bunch of letters and symbols so i can SOMEWHAT resemble what you typed.. no.. she does NOT seem like the type of person who would know what that kinda of shock (or word) is.. she just ... didn't want some poor soul w/ a chocolate allergy to go into shock.. NOT HER.. just someone else.. gotta love her concern for the lil people, ya know?
HAHAHAHA....LOVE THIS T.
Keep these blogs coming! Def was hilarious. Esp the one about the chocolate syrup. LOL
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